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У нас най-изпитаният и проверен лек срещу болката, от която имате чувството, че хиляди камбани се блъскат една в друга и същевременно в мозъка ви, е шкембе чорбата. Свареният в прясно мляко свински стомах, подправен с коктейл от чесън и оцет, ни кара да се чувстваме като преродени.
Киселото мляко и зелевият сок също успяват да ни спасят от ужасното състояние. Ако това пък не е достатъчно, максимата „клин клин избива“ също ще ви спаси от алкохолната бездна. Заедно с шкембето отворете и една бира.

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Не само в България обаче се лекуваме от махмурлук. Може би го правим най-често и се е превърнало в традиция, но и по света си имат начини, с които да се справят с „предсмъртното“ състояние. И ако на хората в останалите държави им се струва странно, че си похапваме варен свински стомах, то и те могат да бъдат сигурни, че ни втрещиха с някои от техните лекове.

Тъй като започнахме с храните, които ни помагат да се преборим с махмурлука, смятаме да продължим с тях – също като спортистите, които печелят шампионати с постоянни тренировки. Започваме с любимата Италия. Сицилианци гонят болката в главата след пиянска вечер, похапвайки сушен биволски пенис. Богат на протеини, минерали и витамини, той помага за прогонването на алкохолните изпарения.
В Древен Рим за целта са използвали канарчета. И както сами се досещате, не за да чуруликат. Птичките са били пържени в голямо количество мазнина, тъй като тя е необходима за възстановяването на организма. Доста жестоко, но пък явно и вкусно.

Птичи лек

Освен канарчета, против махмурлук се използват и други птици. В Унгария, за да се избавят от алкохолния делириум, пият бренди с изпражнения на врабчета. Изходният продукт на малките пернати се слага в чашата с алкохола и се оставя да преседи. След това с удоволствие се изпива. Клин клин избива само когато има фекалии от врабче!
Продължаваме с Филипините. Жителите там се справят отново с помощта на пернато, но не съвсем. За да успокоят кънтящите си глави, те консумират ембрион на патица. Наистина изключително странно и неприемливо действие, което определено не се приема никъде по света!

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Подобно на унгарците, в Монголия прибавят интересна съставка към напитката за изтрезняване. В доматения сок – тяхната животворна течност, добавят агнешки сурови очи. Отново се оставя да престои и след това се пие. Вече споменахме шкембе чорбата, но искаме да добавим, че не само ние я уважаваме повече от комшиите, с които редовно си пием ракията. Каква ирония, а? В Турция, разбира се, а и в Мексико, супата помага за възстановяването на двигателната и нервната система на почерпения. Помага ни отново да вървим и говорим смислено. Разбира се, голямото количество чесън изиграва огромна роля. А пък ни пази и от вампири.

В Хаити пък практикуват вуду магии. В тапата на въпросния алкохол, от който се е напил празнуващият, се забождат 13 карфици с черни главички. Вярва се, че те ще пресекат напиването и ще освободят „болния“ от мъките му.
Е, вече знаете, че куклите и иглите не се ползват само за да причините нещастия на бившата изгора или постоянно викащия шеф, който и тази година ви сложи на смяна за всички празници. Е, вие ще му го върнете двойно, като се напиете за негова сметка с откраднатата бутилка уиски от офиса му и като на сутринта набучите цялата капачка в карфици. Какво начало на новата година само!

В Германия похапват сурова херинга, напоена със солидно количество лимонов сок. Апетитните хапки няма как да не повдигнат бледоликите немци, като дори им зачервят бузите.

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След всичко изчетено и написано се радваме, че шкембе чорбата ни помага срещу махмурлука и не се налага да прибягваме до притеснителни действия. И сме сигурни, че колкото и да прекалим на празника (все пак бъдете разумни), ще бъдем спасени! Ура за шкембето!

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